Dave Wood

You know why the stores are all sold out of toilet paper? Every time a person sneezes, a hundred people shit themselves…

Cheers!

Taking a quick break from #coronavirus to resume my regularly scheduled #macOS complaining. For some reason unlock with Apple Watch has stopped working on my iMac. Rebooted. Removed and reset security permissions. Still not working. I’m typing my password in like an animal.

Wow. NBA season postponed. Guess I’m not going to my next @raptors game. 😷

Looks like I’ve completely failed the “30-day Photo Challenge”. Missed one post in Feb by 10 mins, so kept going into March. Today would be 30 days. Still no pin. Now I suspect it’s not counting PNG’s as photos. If that’s the case, I’m back to 2 days, so I’m done.

Just chillin’

When Apple announces a remote only #wwdc2020, I hope they sell jackets for it.

The real second factor here is the micro-USB cable needed to connect this to your computer. Took longer to find that than the key.

Congrats @tesla & @elonmusk for making your first million cars! You’re just getting started!!!

New York is going to have their prisoners make hand sanitizer. I don’t see how anything can go wrong giving prisoners access to 99% alcohol.

I was just at Costco. Someone was retuning a huge pack of toilet paper. What choices have you made in life that you now decide you’ll never need toilet paper again? Bought a bidet? (That came up as an option to my “replace TP” post a few days ago).

Nice work Samsung. Literally referring to the user in the third person.

‪I love driving an hour and a half (each way) to a meeting, that gets cancelled when I arrive.‬ ‪youtube.com/watch

The other day my brother said he’s lazy & when microwaving something, he just hits the same number for the time. i.e: 66 seconds vs 60, 3:33 vs 3:30 or even 3:00. I’m thinking: is that lazy, or smart/efficient? And now I’m doing it.

Went out into the world today. Interesting to see how #coronavirus is affecting things. Costco handing out Lysol wipes to disinfect the shopping cart handles. Also, if the line up, or traffic in an aisle is too slow, you can just cough a bit and everyone moves out of your way.

Sometimes I think of weird things. I’ve been thinking we need a replacement for toilet paper. Seems to be a key item people are panic buying due to #coronavirus, but also, when we colonize Mars, it would be good to have an alternative that doesn’t require trees.

Getting ready for the @Raptors tonight!

My stalkers.

Another experiment. Tofu with butter chicken sauce. Pretty good.

Just thinking, maybe we should start a new trend. Use the Apple Watch stand notification as a reminder to wash your hands. Get the notification, get up, go wash your hands, you’ll get credit for your stand at the same time!

BTW. There are people posting/retweeting things like “hand sanitizers are anti-bacterial and won’t help with viruses like the coronavirus”. This is wrong. Using an alcohol based hand sanitizer is effective against bacteria & viruses. Of course, wash your hands properly too.

How to make your own hand sanitizer: www.wikihow.com/Make-Gel-…

Life Pro Tip: if your hand sanitizer has expired, add a little isopropyl alcohol and it’ll revive its effectiveness.

Note: I am not a chemist, but it sounds reasonable. 😆

.@vincent Are you able to turn this off remotely? Or does it require a new build?

Figured I should get some hand sanitizer with all the talk of coronavirus (4 local cases). Apparently I wasn’t the first to think of it around here. 🤣