Dave Wood
We’re trying to learn how to make masks. This sewing machine has been in storage for over a decade. Still works…so far…
I’m not sure if it’s the coronavirus, or if people are always stupid. I’m loaning a thermometer to a neighbour, and they asked “am I touching it with my hands”… no, I’m levitating it with my fucking mind…
Damn. Fire truck and ambulance outside my house. Neighbour taken to hospital. First thought of course was: coronavirus? Turns out it was “just” an allergic reaction. Recovering thankfully.
Has anyone created a visualization comparing the number of #COVID19 emails from companies, compared to #GDPR privacy policy emails? Asking for a friend…
Purging, reorganizing etc to make a new home office for my wife now that she’ll be working at home for a while. Found this crazy shirt I must have bought for a joke sometime. Guess it can go.
Screenshots for @vincent
Finally installed a doorbell camera. Resolution is great. Got an extra indoor chime so I can actually hear it in my office, but the notifications are fast enough that they’re probably all I needed.
A tonne of updates from Apple today, but no mention of the Radeon Pro W5700X for the #MacPro. Starting to doubt that card will ever ship.
Wife now working from home, doing customer support over the phone. Someone seriously messed up their system, my wife says “don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world…”, and I’m like, “Well actually…” #wfh #coronapocolypse
I’ve always said these air pouches could be used to spread a biological weapon. And of course, they could also accidentally spread something like #coronavirus. Wonder if there’s some sort of filter on the air intake?
How soon do you think we’ll see price gouging on desks for all the new home offices? #coronapocolypse
OH: I bought a bag of dog food yesterday, and I’ve gotta tell ya, I chose the flavour based on my preferences not hers… #coronapocolypse
Better place your orders for this kind of stuff soon, before the price gouging kicks in… Now that everyone is sold out of toilet paper, bidet’s on Amazon have tripled in price…
A good thing about the current pandemic: people are learning things. How important hand washing is. How effective soap is. That the temperature of the water doesn’t matter (I learned that’s not common knowledge). I even saw someone learn that Spain is not the capital of Mexico.
No need to worry about #coronavirus anymore, we’re saved. Someone called #ghostbusters!
(Taken outside my wife’s office).
